每天读一点英文那些妙趣横生的故事 mobi+azw3+epub

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Those witty stories
If life were like a computer假如生活是一台电脑
This is no time to be superstitious!都什么时候了，还这么迷信！
You can’t call that food你不能称那东西为食物
Who is nuts?谁是傻瓜？
Women’s secrets女人，不能说的秘密
Are you a normal person?你精神正常吗？
Open one eye and close one eye睁一只眼，闭一只眼
Happiness in dream梦中的幸福
Can pilots fly?飞行员会飞吗？
Hi Dan!你好，丹！
Half glass of water半杯水
Make him a conductor让他当指挥
A letter to her son写给儿子的信
He looks just like you他长得真像你
That record will stand forever这个纪录永远不会被打破了
Logic reasoning逻辑推理
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus男人来自火星，女人来自金星
Which woman?哪一位女人？
Get the kid让小的干吧
I don’t want Him to know I’m here.我不想让主知道我在这里
A professional gambler职业赌徒
How to refuse a boy如何拒绝男孩
Women’s words about marriage女人婚后麻辣语录
All in the same boat同舟共济
This is my first operation这也是我第一次动手术
Bad acting has its benefits演技三流有好处
Columbus’ telephone number哥伦布的电话号码
4－4＝？四减四等于几？
If I am a manager如果我是一名经理
Where is the father?父亲在哪儿？
Logical thinking逻辑思维
Those funny words经典搞笑雷人语录
I shall not come back我将永远不回来了
Time is money for both of us时间对我们俩来说都是金钱
Tell me when we get there到那站时，请告诉我
You can always tell which way the wind is blowing你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的
When do people talk least?人们什么时候说话最少？
Good news and bad news好消息和坏消息
A trip to disney迪斯尼之旅
Good-bye, money再见，钞票
A new employee新员工
Cannonical Murphy’s laws of combat墨菲定律（战场版）
New baby新生儿
Violin lessons小提琴课
Garfield’s Words加菲猫语录精选
Life after death死后重生
You only find out who’s been swimming naked when the tide goes out只有退潮时，才知道谁在裸泳
Roast pig烤乳猪
A letter for the girlfriend致女朋友的一封信
What I want in a man at different ages我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准
A Man vs. A Woman男人和女人
Mind twisters脑筋急转弯